Obama's Really Black!!

*A Genius + Mr. Jolla*

BaRocky's really Black...

And we have the proof fam.

"Got her toes done up, with her fingernails matchin'..."


Black people stay losing. Was the curly fry really necessary? And I'm mad that shit says "Obama" beside Barack's picture...like that nigga doesn't have a first name.

No shit...It's like she tried to celebrate New Year's and Obama's Inauguration all in one. That 'party favor' ass pinky nail decoration is more tacky than the LL posters this chick probably has on her wall...as a 32 year old woman. Momma said Knock You Out.


"I Started Out Starvin'...now they got me out here Brett Favre'in..."


This nigga was a Rhinestone Cowboy and shit. He's got the classic "I don't do much..." poses going, like "Nigga, I might be President and I really don't need photos of me throwing up 'GD' in my portfolio." was dominating his train of thought.

This guy was taking MySpace pictures in 70 something. Ol' "C0mm3nT Mii Pixz!" lookin ass nigga. Oh...and I lost mad respect for 3 Stacks...bitin' ass nigga. It trips me out how cool this guy was...

I mean, we already knew about the aforementioned dap:



*Terrorist fist jab...


...but how many of you knew that he was the highschool "Token Black Guy and Leading Scorer on our Basketball Team" type nigga?




He looks like the only option. It's the 2008 election all over again. I mean, since when do they let 2 people hold a basketball? And son on the bottom right clearly voted for McCain...

He had a Member's Only leather.

Too cool for school lookin' ass nigga...this picture was actually taken right outside of the highschool and shit, while class was going on... "Man I just came up here to steal this book right quick...fuck class! But...I will still have homework turned in on time...buhleedat."

Fonzarelli? With the Carl Thomas, "Emotional" turtleneck sweater jumpoff and all. Serious sidebar: Is Carl Thomas still alive? I'm really worried.

He gives non-verbal shout outs.


Daughter too. That's distinctly black. The official "I see you, my nigga!" point. You did it at graduation. Yea, that point.

Clearly you can see who's Daddy's Little Girl..."That One".

He smokes squares like your Uncle...the neighborhood mechanic.



He's smart enough to realize that 80 % of the country smokes and shit...and he chooses a non-descript looking brand so folks can't tell if it's Newports or Malboro's....but we know the truth...

I want to see him give a speech while smoking a cig. I bet 100 that it wouldn't fall out the whole time. "Let's be clear..."

Fam also has got the gift of gab...who else could make someone who so vehemently seemed to hate him just up and join his side? It's called the Sweet Science of Slick Talk...

Another $100 that he started that sentence with "Look here babygirl..." He gave her that 70's fly talk and put her in the stable...

Bill says: You just do you...cause I'ma do me!

Oh and last but not least...he's hated on by Racists...White or otherwise...

Nothing wrong with that.

But even with the hate, We Straight...



Real shit...he got his Reparations on and came back to the counter on some "Why the fuck does he, NON-President that he is, have cheese on his and I, the HNIC, not have any?" shit...the cook better get his mind right or end up like Joe the Plumber...all bad.

Someone had the nerve to revoke Obama's ghetto pass earlier last year...but we're granting him full platinum privileges...word to Too Short.

Word! His Ghetto Pass is way good on this side. The homie Biden...not so much.


So here you are President Obama...not that you needed it, but still...you never know which niggas didn't watch the news for the last five years of his life...

Or ever.